Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t buy bullshit

I know who the president of Turkey really is

Can the existence of past lives be proven without the use of hypnosis or a pendulum to inquire about previous incarnations?

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

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I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I actually pay taxes

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

What steps can be taken to track down a scammer and determine their location?

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

Are there girls here who like group sex?

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I can read

Why do I keep waking up at 4 AM?

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I can count

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I have complete contempt for fakery

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I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

Why is America so fucked up?

I see through liars

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

Which album is your favorite that's now 50 years old (from 1975), and what's the best song on the album?

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

How do you get people to follow your Quora Space?

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I don’t cotton to rapists

I have a reading level above third grade

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I understand how hurricane paths work

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup